She makes babies

She makes babies

Camille Allen

JUST AWESOME...Hyper Realist Sculptors

Evan Penny

Best Commercial Ever...

Wrap it before you tap it. Or else THIS will happen.

A very very powerful ad.........MUST SEE

This ad might disturb some viewers..

“I Like It On” Facebook Breast Cancer Campaign Goes Viral

If you’re confused because your Facebook News Feed is filled with women saying that they “like it on” the floor or the kitchen counter, you’re not alone. It’s all part of a new Internet meme that has gone viral on Facebook to raise awareness for breast cancer.

Make someone happy today!

Making someone happy is one of the best ways to have a great day yourself. It can brighten the world around you.

This list is just to spark some ideas, and please note that not every item on this list is appropriate for every person in your life. I trust you to figure out which actions go with which people.

Make someone happy today!

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.

Baby Warning Instructions....seriously Halirious!!

Interesting ‘Do’s And Don’ts With Babies’ warning instructions that comes from a book by David and Kelly Sopp. Silly yet amusing that would lighten up your bad baby day.
Baby Instructions 01

Baby Instructions 01

What Your Facebook Profile Pic Says About You

Awesome Art Made From Paper....SUPERB

Incredible shadow art...Unbelievable!

The Importance Of Failure

Cute Babies Branded with Tattoos

Facts About Facebook You Probably Didnt Know

Heavy Bicycle Loads....Necessity is the mother of invention!

Superb and Creative Ads....

Digital art has never looked so real...

This is a picture taken directly above these camels in the desert at sunset. It is considered one of the best pictures of the year. Look closely, the camels are the little white lines in the picture.The black you see are just the shadows!!

World's Largest Freehand Drawing by Jim Denevan....You Must See It

"Drawing Vs Photography" or "Imagination Vs Reality"...

Now This is Creativity: Do It Yourself DOODLER

Less Is More: Minimalist Photography...Just Simply Superb!

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

Top 10 Most Famous Paintings in the World Ever...don't miss this

The 19 most complex and dangerous roads in the world....very scary!

what an idea sirji!....GatorBike: the alligator motorbike that helps to save pets

If God has ever answered a prayer for you, press like!!!!

In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness

what an idea sirji!...A Bicycle Shop in Germany

Can You Believe These are Wall Paintings?

This Isnt a Painting

7 Engineering Wonders of the Modern World: Contemporary World Record-Setting Construction

what an idea sirji!

Google Office versus Facebook Office....WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE?

VERY USE-FULL...Free: 10 great applications for windows!

JUST AWESOME...Bird’s Eye View Realistic Paintings by Lee Price

This is why you should never post your pictures on the internet.

Very Extraordinary Funny and Clever illustrations...Superb Work!

The Future of Apple

The Best of Sand Sculptures...i am sure U will Love it!

The difference between a champ and a chump is u

TRUST but VERIFY.

♥ ♫•¨•. If there's a GREAT LOVING SOUL on Facebook who makes you SMILE, post this on THEIR wall.

Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don't like flowers. I've been wearing a great new scent. It's called New Car Interior.

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Very Beautiful Wooden Sculptures...Must See

Images Made of People.... simply unbelievable

The story of bottled water: PLEASE WATCH IT & SHARE IT

JUST AWESOME...Ron Muech – Hyper Realist Sculptor

VERY CREATIVE and CRAZY ADVERTISING

Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you.

YOGA DOGS...must see

HOW TO READ A WOMANS MIND

भूतकाळाची नखे.....किती तीक्ष्ण असतात..... कधी कधी नुसता एखादा.... ओरबडाच... पूर्ण शरीर रक्तबंबाळ करतं...

A Dady is someone,who is a son's first hero and a daughter's first love!..

आयुष्यात खुप काही हव असत हव तेच मिळत नसत हव तेच मिळालं तरी कमी असत कारण चान्दन्यानी भरून सुद्धा आकाश नेहमी रिकामच असत...

The most unforgettable photographs and images of all time WARNING GRAPHIC

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

जास्तीत जास्त प्रवासाचे पैसे भरून दोन दोन तास एअर पोर्टवर थांबायचं. पहाटे वेळी अवेळी उठायचं. फासावर जाणार्‍या आरोपीप्रमाणे झडती घ्यायची ह्या सगळ्या सक्तमजुरीला स्टेटस म्हणायचं.

एक मांजर सकाळी रस्त्यावर आलं. सूर्याच्या तिरक्या किरणांमुळं मांजराला स्वत:ची लांबपर्यंत पसरलेली सावली दिसली. मांजर म्हणालं,'आज कमीत कमी एखादा घोडा मारून खाल्ल्याशिवाय भूक भागायची नाही.'सूर्य वरवर येऊ लागला.सावलीकडे पाहून मांजर म्हणालं,'घोड्याची काही जरूरी नाही. एखादी शेळी सुद्धा चालेल.'सूर्य आणखी वर आला. सावलीची लांबीही त्याप्रमाणात कमी झाली.मग मांजर म्हणालं,'एखादा ससाही चालेल.'ऐन दुपारी सावली पायांतळीच आली. तेंव्हा मांजर व्याकूळ होत म्हणालं,'फक्त एक उंदराचं पिल्लू पुरे.'

दु:खं, आनंद, जय, पराजय, हसु, आसु, जन्म, मरण, विरह-मिलन, सगळं तसच असतं .प्रत्येक क्षणी माणसाचं मन नवा जन्म घेतं, एवढच काय ते नविन. पुन्हा जन्म घेण्याची ही क्रिया थांबणं हेच मरण.

लक्षात ठेव दोस्त, तुला मी हवा आहे म्हणुन मला तू हवा आहेस.

'स्त्री’ ला जन्माला घालताना परमेश्वराने तिला विचारलं, 'तुला बुद्धी हवी का सौंदर्य?’ तेंव्हा ती स्त्री म्हणाली, 'बुद्धीची गरज नाही, सौंदर्यच दे! 'का?' 'बुद्धीच्या सामर्थ्यावर सौंदर्य मिळवता येत नाही, पण सौंदर्याच्या जोरावर बुद्धी विकत घेता येते.’

पावसातून भटकताना अंगावरचा शर्ट भिजतो , तेंव्हा काही वाटत नाही. तो अंगावरच हळू हळू सुकतो त्याचंही काही वाटत नाही.सुकला नाही तरी ओल्याची सवय होते.पण म्हणून कोणी ओलाच शर्ट घाल म्हटले तर.....

प्रॉब्लेम्स नसतात कोणाला? ते शेवटपर्यंत असतात. पण प्रत्येक प्रॉब्लेमला उत्तर हे असतचं. ते सोडवायला कधी वेळ हवा असतो, कधी पैसा तर कधी माणसं या तिन्ही गोष्टीपलिकडचा प्रॉब्लेम अस्तित्वात नसतो.

"आपत्ती पण अशी यावी कि तिचा इतरांना हेवा वाटावा....व्यक्तिचा कस लागावा.पडायचंच असेल तर, ठेच लागुन पडू नये, चांगलं २००० फ़ुटांवरुन पडावं..म्हणजे माणूस किती उंचावर पोचला होता हे तरी जगाला समजेल. !"

"समस्या आणि उत्तर ह्यात वेळ म्हणजे Time Factor असतो.Forth Dimension म्हणतात तो Factor.म्हणुनच एका उत्तराची वेळ टळली की दुसरं उत्तर शोधावचं लागतं."

आयुष्यात जो अत्यंत महत्वाचा निर्णय असतो,की ज्या निर्णयामुळे सगळ्या भवितव्याला कलाटणी मिळण्याची शक्यता आहे,अशा क्षणी कुणावरही विसंबुन रहायचं नाही.आपला बेत फ़सला किंवा कुणीतरी उधळुन लावेल अशी परिस्थिती निर्माण होऊ द्यायची नाही.निर्णयाच्या क्षणी आपण स्वतंत्र असलं पाहीजे.

‎20% of de boys hav brains... rest hav gfs...

Tell at least 20 Friend that 27th September is the birthday of Bhagat Singh

From tonight 12am, all sms & calls will b recorded till 29th of september.. so please dont send any message which is related to Babari masjid incident...PLZ Spread....

The most unforgettable photographs and images of all time

my friends status said " suicidal and standing on a cliff " So I Poked Him.

Lots Of Reasons To Hate Facebook...

An Important Message From The Entertainment Industry....

Internet for Peace

If Websites Were Pets...

is grrrrrrreat!

ideas on How to Propose

Top Ten Lies Your Teachers Told You in School

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs

Computers: working daily to make the human brain obsolete.

I hate when my mind wont shut up when i’m trying to sleep!

I Ignored You... So Stop Adding me!!!

Life is not measured by the breaths we take; But by the moments that take our breath away

Dear MATH, Please grow up and solve your own problems… I am tired of helping you

Boy: Is your name Google?, Girl: NO!!… Why? , Boy: cuz u got everything I am searching for ♥ … :)

बाप्पाची कैफियत!

FACEBOOK DOWN? ARE YOU SERIOUS??...yea, i saw it on Facebook...

Facebook down....Zuckerberg better ask Newark for his money back

Users have been reporting issues accessing Facebook, and the website DownRightNow reports that a "service disruption" is "likely." DownForEveryoneOrJustMe.com also confirms that Facebook is currently down.

Facebook Down, Like Buttons Vanish, Internet Implodes

Awesome Videos Just Awesome Must Must Watch

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

has breaking news.. many iPhone4 users are irrate that their wireless signal suddenly drops. Steve Jobs said the problem is in the software and recommends that they download the latest version of Apple's iDon'tcare.

Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one..

How many people will watch before this is BANNED forever!?

Life with little money is worse, and life with plenty of money is worst.

Dreams never come true? Then stop dreaming and start working.

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

All facebook friends, if you want some time alone, log on to orkut.

Fact1: You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. Fact 2: Now, all the fools will try it. Fact 3: Now you will be smiling. ;)

┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.

I see offline people...

Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wal

roses are red violets are blue, i have 5 fingers and the middle ones for u!!

Name is LOADING HATERS.. ███████████████████] 99% Complete..

If you want to feel rich just count all of the things you have that money can't buy :)

i am wondering what the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow

first we had mad cow disease, then we had bird flu, now we have swine flu, O.M.F.G it's FARMAGGEDON

One day twitter, facebook, and youtube will combine to make the most time consuming website known to mankind. We'll call it "YOU TWIT FACE".

Helen Life ends when u stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing & love ends when u stop caring. So dream hope & love...Makes Life Beautiful

Relationships are like farts...If you push too hard, things could get messy!!

If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's one of two things: either a new girl, or a new car!

Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.

Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"

Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

...believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.

¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ

just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.

...thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"

.. before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!

...is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...

feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes

says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

ये सारे शहर में दहशत सी क्यूँ है, यकीनन कल कोई त्योहार होगा|

एक लम्हे में कटा उम्र भर का फासला, मैं अभी आया हूँ तस्वीरें पुरानी देखकर।

"दीवार क्या गिरी मेरे कच्चे घर की,लोगो ने मेरे सहन में रास्ते बना लिए "

आश्‍चर्य > जब कोई हमारे दिल में प्रवेश करता हैं, तो दिल हलका लगता हैं। और जब कोई हमारे दिल को छोड देता हैं, तो यह भारी हो जाता हैं।

"सीडीयाँ उन के लिये बनी हैं, जिन्हे सिर्फ़ छत पर जाना है। आसमाँ पर हो जिनकी नजर, उन्हें तो रास्ता खुद बनाना है” ॥

जीवन कोई समस्या नहीं है, कि इस को सूलझाय़ा जाये, बल्कि जीवन तो एक सच्‍चाई है, जिस को आनन्द से अनुभव करना चाहिये।

बुरा समाचार > समय उडता हुआ भागा जा रहा हैं। अच्‍छा समाचार > पायलट आप हैं। जिधर चाहें, उधर ही समय का सदुपयोग कर सकते हैं।

मित्र, चरित्र, स्वास्थ्य और समय ये चीजें कीमत से नहीं खरीदी जा सकती। जब ये खो जाती हैं, तब इनका मूल्य समझ में आता हैं।

GET और GIVE के साथ जीना अनेक समस्याएं उत्पन्‍न करता हैं, FORGET और FORGIVE के साथ जीना अनेक समस्याओं को सुलझाता हैं।

यदि आप जीत जाते हैं, तो स्पष्टिकरण देने कि आवश्यकता नहीं हैं, यदि हार जाते हैं, तो स्पष्टिकरण देने के लिये वहाँ रुकना नहीं चाहिये।

कल मैं चालाक था, दुनियाँ को बदलाना चाहता था। आज मैं बुद्धिमान् हो गया हूँ, आज मैं अपने आप को बदलाना चाहता हूँ, दुनियाँ के लिये।

मौत आसक्तों के लिए विपत्ति है , बुद्दिमानों के लिए आशचर्य है , धर्मात्मा के लिए राहत है , अज्ञानी के लिए अन्धकार और ज्ञानी के लिए अमृत है।

सुरुवात कशी झाली यावर बऱ्याच घटनांचा शेवट अवलंबून असतो.

बुलंद असता आमची श्रद्धा , कुठवर टिकतील प्रलोभने .? धर्मान्दाची शस्रे झिजतील , समर्थ असता मराठी मने .!

तारुण्यात प्रेमाचा मोह कुणालाच आवरता येत नाही , बदनाम तोच होतो , जो योग्यवेळी स्वतःलाच सावरत नाही ..

मित्र म्हणजे एक झाड , वळणावर वाढणार , आपली सावली होण्यासाठी , उन्हासोबत लढणार ;

ज्या माणसांकडे विचारांचा भक्कम पाया नाही त्या माणसांच्या आयुष्याची इमारत उभीच राहू शकत नाही. आणि यदाकदाचित समजा, ती उभी राहिलीच तरी ती भक्कम असेलच असं आपण ठामपणे म्हणू शकत नाही.

शक्तीचा उपयोग नेहमी शहाणपणाने करा. क्रोधाच्या मार्गाने ती वाया घालवू नका.

एक साधा विचारसुध्दा तुमचं आयुष्य उजळवू शकतो म्हणून नेहमी नवे विचार मिळवत रहा.

इस बात पर संदेह नहीं करना चाहिये कि विचारवान और उत्साही व्यक्तियों का एक छोटा सा समूह इस संसार को बदल सकता है । वास्तव मे इस संसार को छोटे से समूह ने ही बदला है ।

मुट्ठीभर संकल्पवान लोग, जिनकी अपने लक्ष्य में दृढ़ आस्था है, इतिहास की धारा को बदल सकते हैं। - महात्मा गांधी

कोई भी राष्ट्र अपनी भाषा को छोड़कर राष्ट्र नहीं कहला सकता। — थोमस डेविस

बीस वर्ष की आयु में व्यक्ति का जो चेहरा रहता है, वह प्रकृति की देन है, तीस वर्ष की आयु का चेहरा जिंदगी के उतार-चढ़ाव की देन है लेकिन पचास वर्ष की आयु का चेहरा व्यक्ति की अपनी कमाई है। - अष्टावक्र

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I just lived the length of it. I want to live the width of it as well.

जिथे प्रेम कमी असते तिथे दोष दिसू लागतात.

लहान लहान खर्च कमी करा, जहाज बुडायला लहानसे भोक पुरेसं असते.

गैरसमज हा कॅन्सर सारखा असतो.तिसर्‍या अवस्थेला पोचल्यावर तो आपलं स्वरुप प्रकट करतो. -व. पू. काळे,..

तुमचे वय किती वाढले यापेक्षा, तुम्ही किती मित्र जोडले हे जास्त महत्वाचे आहे.

रातराणीचा सुगंध पलंगावर लोळता लोळता उपभोगू शकतो. पण तुळस वॄंदावनातच रहाते. तिच्यापुढे आपल्याला उभंच रहावं लागतं.

पोरगी म्हणजे झुळूक, अंगावरुन जाते, अमाप सूख देऊन जाते, पण धरुन ठेवता येत नाही.

जाळायला काही नसले की पेटलेली काडेपेटी सुध्दा आपोआप विझते.

बायको म्हणजे कशी हवी ? आपण बिथरलो तर आपल्याला सावरणारी हवी , स्वतःच बिथरणारी नको, थोडक्यात म्हणजे पेपर वेट सारखी हवी, खालचे कागद फडफडतील पण ती स्वतः गडगडणार नाही, चळणार नाही, नी खालचे कागदही उडू देणार नाही...

चांगल्या गोष्टी त्याना लाभतात जे वाट बघतात. अधिक चांगल्या गोष्टी त्याना लाभतात जे प्रयत्न करतात. सर्वोत्तम गोष्टी त्याना लाभतात, जे आपल्या प्रयतनांवर अतूट विश्वास ठेवतात.

प्रश्नांपासून नेहमीच पळता येत नाही. कधी ना कधी ते पळणार्‍याला गाठतातच. पळवाटा मुक्कामाला पोहोचवत नाहीत. मुक्कामाला पोहोचवतात ते सरळ रस्तेच ...

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend

The friend is the man who knows all abt you, and still likes you

Friendship is not a big thing - its a million little thingz.

When a man talks dirty to a women, it's sexual harassment....When a women talks dirty to a man, it's $3,99 per minute

when life gives u lemons,throw them back and demand chocolate!

The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington

You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls

Don't worry about the people in your past .. There's a reason they didn't make it to your future .

Any man can love a million girls, but only a real man can love one girl a million ways..

Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall

A guy gave a girl 12 roses, 11 real ones and 1 fake, it was concealed with a note saying "I won't stop loving you until the last one dies"

"I'm the author of my life.Unfortunately I'm writing in pen so I can't erase my mistakes."

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

We have so much in common. You want to travel,I want you to go

To the world u may be just one person but to one person u may be the world.

Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment and make it perfect..

"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

A conference call is like a bus ride. I want it to end as quickly as possible, preferably with nobody talking to me

तुम्हाला ज्या विषयाची माहिती आहे त्याविषयी कमी बोला, आणि ज्या विषयाची माहिती नाही त्या विषयी मौन पाळा.

आजूबाजूला कोणी नसतानाही जेव्हा विनाकारण तुम्हाला हस येतं, तेव्हा खुशाल समजावं की तुम्ही मनापासून हसतायं – ऍंडी रूनी

सौन्दर्य देखो तो ऐसा देखो कि एक बार देखने से सभी इन्द्रियों की तृप्ति हो जाए। स्वाद लो तो इस प्रकार लो कि सभी इन्द्रियों को हमेशा के लिए तृप्ति आ जाए। सुगन्ध इस प्रकार लो कि दिमाग हमेशा के लिए पुर हो जाए।

Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your couch not doing yoga.

School Life Is The Best Phase Of Life

texting ppl who actually text real convos. and not just k, yup, yeah, k, i know, yeah, cool, lol

I will re-read our conversation a million times because it made me smile :)

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